youpaidaprettylittlepenny:

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  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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Anonymously try to seduce me.

stitchesofafallenangel:

jalexaremyhomeboys:

diablosintellect:

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

Bonus bonus bonus points if you pretend to be a band member.

        ^^^

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nerdtasticetsyfinds:

Hidden Blade
By: VladTeppes
You know you have always wanted to be Ezio Auditore De Firenze.
Truth is… you can’t.
BUT! You can come just a bit closer with this hidden blade.

nerdtasticetsyfinds:

Hidden Blade

By: VladTeppes

You know you have always wanted to be Ezio Auditore De Firenze.

Truth is… you can’t.

BUT! You can come just a bit closer with this hidden blade.

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avienlyrenfiran:

Asking Alexandria - Through Sin And Self Destruction

avienlyrenfiran:

Asking Alexandria - Through Sin And Self Destruction

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